Top 5 Worst Movies Of 2018

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Welcome back to my Top 5 Worst Movies of the year list! What a year it has been, a lot of ups and downs for film this year. I'm going to keep this brief, the rules are the movie had to either been in theaters this year, or premiered this year, and the movie must have scored below a 3/5. I like to keep things simple with my end of the year rules. So, if you want to read the review, just click on the movie's name, but I'll give a brief summary of my thoughts for each movie. Now it's time for the Top 5 Worst Movies Of 2018!

5. Pacific Rim Uprising

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Well this movie was a train wreck of a disaster and should not be viewed by the public or anyone for that matter. It was boring, and lazily written. This movie does not deserve to exist, but for some reason it does.

2.5/5

4. Robin Hood (2018)

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I cringed so hard with this film it was unbelievably bad. Almost nothing makes sense in this film, and it's a wonder that it got the green light to be made in the first place. I have no idea what was going through their heads when they made this abomination.

2.3/5

3. The Sisters Brothers

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I went into The Sisters Brothers with high hopes, but I was severely let down. This film is a snooze fest if there ever was one. It came to a point that I just wanted the movie to be over so I could have been put out of my misery.

2.3/5

2. Slender Man

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I was somewhat excited for this film when it came out, but it ended up being an incoherent mess. I'm not really sure if this movie has a real plot, or real characters... but I am sure that this was rushed just to make a quick buck.

2/5

1. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom (Update)

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This movie pissed me the hell off (I'm using hell because there are stronger words to describe this movie, but I don't like to swear on my blog) this is an abomination to mankind and should be destroyed with fire. This is one of the few movies I hate with a passion.

1/5

Conclusion

Do you agree with my list? Do you disagree? Should I have a different movie(s) on this list? Am I completely wrong and you want to go on a rant? Well then, tell me in the comments! And my top 5 best list will come out on New Years Eve!

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