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Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Movie Review (Rant)

So I saw Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom today with a couple of friends and it was a pretty freaking bad movie.
So the plot is simple (or it should be), the main characters have to save the dinosaurs from extinction from an island.
Okay, so this movie really sucks. I mean it's really really freaking bad. In the beginning of the film there is basically dinosaur peta, who want to save the dinosaurs for some freaking reason even though  if we save them there is a good chance a crap ton of people would die. The only reason mammals thrived was because the dinosaurs died out, and because of these idiots they could send us back in time and we would lose out.
There's a child actress in this film and she does a really bad job at, well... acting. There is a plot twist in the film related to this character later in the film, but the plot twist basically effects nothing in the actual freaking plot in the movie! She pretty much just runs around crying about everything and is super annoying.
There is this one bad guy introduced in the film pretty early on and you know this guy will be one of those "Surprise I'm a bad guy!" kind of characters from the very first millisecond that you see him. I know when I saw this character I looked at one of my friends and said, "He's an antagonist," because I was freaking right!
Most of the characters seem to make every intentional bad decision on purpose because they're probably stupid and want to wear it as a badge of pride.
Granted there are a couple cool shots in this "film" and the music is not bad, but that doesn't excuse poor acting, writing, and directing.
The dinosaur animation is alright at times, but it still does not even come close to comparing to the first films animation. I almost find this film insulting to call itself part of the Jurassic Park franchise. What a waste.
I was tempted to try to get a refund from this film, but I pushed through and ventured on. Please, for the love of God, save your money and DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!


final score: 2/5

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