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Hellboy Movie Review (2019)

Hellboy Movie Review

This was terrible 

I'm not even going to put pictures or anything up for this movie. I just saw it with my dad, and 5 seconds in, we both had the same thought, "Oh boy this is going to suck!"
I would usually describe the plot in the second paragraph of a review, but not this one. I'm not really sure if a story existed for this movie. There was a plot, but it was probably written by an edgy 13 year old who's into gore films.
Everything about this movie was terrible. If I was forced to say something nice about Hellboy, then it would be this, the walk out of the theater felt nice enough stretching my legs out.
Don't see this, don't support the hacks who made this film, save your money and do something more productive with your life. There was not one single good thing about this movie.
Not. One. Good. Thing.



final score: 0/5
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