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Monster Hunter Movie Review

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Monster Hunter Movie Review

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The other day I went out with one of my friends and we saw Monster Hunter. If you haven't already passed this one up, you'll want to.
Monster Hunter follows Artemis (Milla Jovovich) as she is transported to a world of monsters and must survive.
Alright guys, this is going to be a short review. This movie is pretty trash. It's not even dumb fun where you can turn your brain off and watch cool action scenes, nope, just dumb. There's one section of the film that is 30 minutes too long. The ending... wait a sec... does this film technically have an ending? I suppose when the credits role that counts as an ending, but going off of basic narrative structure, no Monster Hunter does not have an ending.
Don't waste your time on this film, it'll be forgotten in the dustbin of film history. There is not enough substance here for it to even gain cult status. The only redeeming quality of Monster Hunter, is that some of the monster designs look cool. That it. 
If you were considering seeing this, don't. Go and see something that actually put some effort into telling a story, like the Resident Evil franchise compared to this hot mess of a film.


final score: 2.5/5 

 

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