Big Shark Trailer Review

A New Tommy Wiseau Film

So, Tommy Wiseau is making a shark film... I've wanted this for a long time and I just didn't know it yet.

I don't know much about this but the film honestly looks like... well... it might just take every award from all the other films released. As you may as well know Tommy Wiseau is the genius behind the movie, The Room. So be prepared to see a masterpiece.

I'm expecting this to be a mixture of horror and comedy of epic proportions. Maybe even a touch of a sweeping drama which cascades against all expectations.

And apparently the movie takes place in New Orleans, where Tommy Wiseau is obviously a native. So this will be refreshing. I can't wait to see, Big Shark!

final score: 4.9/5

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