Alright, this jerk has been on my mind again, and it's about time to give him some more hate. When people think about some of the best literature of the English language, especially in poetry, they go to Shakespeare. Freaking. Shakespeare. I already wrote a piece on why I don't like him , more specifically about his plays. And boy did I lay into him. But you know what I didn't lay into of his? His actual poetry. Yup, I'm freaking going there, and you can't stop me! Muahaha! So, first off, why do people keep saying he's the best poet in all the English language? Have none of you read Beowulf ? The poetry is far superior and the story is of epic proportions! Top that you literary hack! Secondly, let's take one of his most famous lines from one of his sonnets, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" What are you trying to say oh great and powerful bard? That your girlfriend is a hot mess? Let's do a little comparison then, s...